Episode #75: Insecure Clown Posse

Your guides Peter and Rasheed take the bathysphere of memory into the abyss of the 1990s to discover they were just as fucked up as children as they are today. Tears of blood, yes.

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All songs played in the podcast are either available from the artists or played with their permission.

They are:

• jeff the brotherhood — The Tropics
• javelin — STD FURY
• j tillman — three sisters
• Pimps of Joytime — Janxta Funk!

Posts Disgusted:

• Teen Idol Family Hemerlein Giveaway
• Everything is still Terrible
• buying girls drinks: a guide to being bitch-made
• Edward Sharpe, if that is his real name even!

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Episode #74: Little Pimpin

This week on the show, Peter and Rasheed come up with the creepiest idea for a carnival ever in the history of creepy ideas. Also Pitchfork, advertisements, and everyone judges Inception without seeing it yet.

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All songs played in the podcast are either available from the artists or played with their permission.

They are:

• Ceelo Green — Sophistic@ted B!$ch
• LIL B — I See Them
• YIP YIP — Club Mummy
• Black Telephone — What Am I Gonna Do
• Toyota Sienna Xl — Swagger Wagon
• The Knocks —Make it Better

Posts Disgusted:

• Alan Inceptions Us With Bad Ideas
• CHEESEQUAKE
• Pitchforks At The Ready

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Episode #73: Cut His Nuts Off

Returning for our most wildly popular segment ‘That’s What She Said’, Scamely joins the boys to discuss dating issues and graciously ignore a variety of poorly worded post-sexist jokes. If you have questions for the next segment email your questions to the show or to Scamely herself at thatswhatshesaidwdc@gmail.com.

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All songs played in the podcast are either available from the artists or played with their permission.

They are:

• the Dodos — Longform
• Major Lazer and La Roux — Bulletproof (Remix by Nacey Feat. Matthew Hemerlein)
• BB Brunes – Confusions Printanieres
• Candy Claws — Catamaran
• The Daredevil Christopher Wright – A Conversation About Cancer

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Episode #72: World Cup Of Sorrows

Groggy and rancorous, Peter and Rasheed try to determine at least one reason not to engage in joint ritual suicide. Spoiler alert! Here is it:

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All songs played in the podcast are either available from the artists or played with their permission.

They are:

• Loose Lips — Our Sons and Arson
• Flop — I told a lie
• Michael Foody — Happy Birthday
• J Roddy Walston and the Business — Brave Man’s Death

Posts Disgusted:

• New Site Gogogo!
• Toy Story the Real Story
• Cheeseburgers in Hell

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• The Best Country of The World
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Episode #71: Hardrive Live from Bonnaroo

This week Peter calls in live from Bonnaroo, a scary wizard festival in Tennessee. By “Live” we mean, “Poorer Quality Sound Recording While On Mushrooms” obviously. Mistakes were made.

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All songs played in the podcast are either available from the artists or played with their permission. In this case some of them are bands Peter saw or thinks he saw at the ‘Roo.

They are:

• No Lover — The Same
• Dawes — Love is All I Am
• Blue Brain — Up and Down
• CX Kidtonix — Black Girl White Girl

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Episode #70: Two genocides walk into a bar

Ahmed Huidobro (Nice Guy and host of the new comedy night at Wonderland: Don’t Block the Box this friday ooh la la) swings back into the studio to mix politics, religion, and Steel Reserve Malt Likka while Peter and Rasheed try in vain to stop him.

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All songs played in the podcast are either available from the artists or played with their permission.

They are:

• Jookabox — Phantom Don’t Go
• Delphic — Doubt
• Suckers — Gets Your Body Movin
• Matthew Dear — Elementary Lover
• Sick Sick Birds — Your Machine

Posts Disgusted:

• FOOD FIGHTS
• DC Water is good for you
• Lil Bowow Pays for Sex
• David Mamet Wooden Mallet

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Episode #69: Open Up Bro

This week Peter and Rasheed expose the dishonesty of Foodies by making fun of items they are too middle class to have ever heard of before. Then they elect special guest Steve Ward (of VH1’s Tough Love — Couples) the Mayor of Television.

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All songs played in the podcast are either available from the artists or played with their permission.

They are:

• Jack Splash — No Sell Out
• Fosfodo — Desconocido
• MC Pee Pants — I Want Candy
• Givers — Up Up Up
• 4 Horsemen — Wait Until Spring
  

Posts Disgusted:

• What’s In Your Fridge?
• Seaton vs Pigs
• Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
• Iron Man Review Causes Meltdown

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• Diet Cream Soda
• My Mom And I Think You Should Break Up

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